“I dunno, just laying face down on the couch and waiting for some baby boomers to die, I guess”

Millennials, when asked about plans for the future (via alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard)

eozart:

bubblegum bitch

citiesofcoinandspice:

*gloomily eats matzah while listening to Vampire Weekend*

julianocasabranca:

*goes to festival and sees a lot of pretty skinny girls w long beautiful hair and impeccable outfits*

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pinkgills:

the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

officialbaio:

Estudiar….

estud…

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dor…

dorm…

dormir.

coolator:

i have never seen anyone fuck up this masterfully

©DH